Wednesday, 13 June 2012

Part Thirty: Cape Town (14th – 24th May)


Before we went to Cape Town we spent a long time reading different travel and guide books all about Cape Town and making lists about what we wanted to see and do. Having spent just over a week there I now feel justified in writing my own list in what to do and what not to do. So here goes...

Twenty Things to do in Cape Town:

1.      Stay with Zim and Max – Best Hosts Ever. Such a comfy bed. Stunning views of Lion’s Head from the window. *****
2.      Go to a UCT concert – listen to the Woodwind Ensemble and the Cape Symphonic Choir. This was at the Baxter Theatre which is a very impressive venue with crazy, giant lightshades making up the ceiling. I found it particularly interesting to watch as the conductor was Alex who had conducted the orchestra I played in at Swakopmund Music Week. The music was really excellent and it was a great start to Cape Town (we felt very cultural!). Obviously Zim stole the show.
3.      Learn to juggle, play the trumpet and DJ – juggling is my new party trick and according to Max I am his “favourite clown” of which obviously he has many! Apparently I am naturally talented at Trumpet playing and if I learn a new instrument this should be it?! DJ-ing is hard...
4.      Go to a Karaoke night at Longstreet Cafe - though I doubt you will beat the rendition from..... (The person banned me from writing about this in my blog which is why Zim shall remain anonymous) of Britney Spears’ “Hit Me Baby One More Time” – need I say more??
5.      Have a tour of the Peninsula with Ali Su and Kurt – our wonderful new honeymooner friends from Zambia, who we met on an elephant, who live in Cape Town. They kindly drove us around Cape Town, which is absolutely massive, and showed us the sights including Cape Point (actually not the furthest point south but the place where the two oceans meet). We had a really great day out and it was lovely to catch up with them again after our night of Beer Pong in Fez Bar, Zambia.
6.      Walk to the V&A Waterfront - visit the Aquarium, have your photo taken with a giant red man and in a fish tank with lots of Nemos (don’t stand up though as these are built for little children and you get a very sore head), and visit the Craft Market. I got taught how to use ‘Magic Sticks’ here which is slightly similar to twirling batons but not really however it was good fun!
7.      See penguins, sharks (and a whale) – the whale was wooden but the penguins and sharks were real. We were also able to transform into a Rock hopper penguin and experience the crazy hair. Sadly all photographic evidence of his was lost.
8.      Complete your Smarties friends collection – we thought we had 14 out of the possible 16 but in a Pharmacy we managed to find four more...USA, France, Japan and Greece (at home we already have England, Jamaica, China, Peru, Netherlands, South Africa, Hawaii, Egypt, Australia, Iceland, Scotland and ....) Now we are back at Otjikondo we have sadly realised that we haven’t actually completed our Smarties collection as we don’t have Scotland and one other country – really annoying!
9.      Fish and Chips in Kalks Bay and give left overs to the homeless – there are a surprising amount of homeless people in Cape Town. We haven’t really encountered them that much before but they are everywhere which is really sad and if to be totally honest a little bit scary.
10.  Go to Mzoli’s in the Location and meet Mr Mzoli – Mzoli’s is a butcher where you can go and select your cut and type of meat and then they will braai it for you in a delicious marinade. You then go next door to a club but what is actually a car park to eat your meat and dance. Jamie Oliver visited recently and rated their meat highly.
11.  Learn how to use a lighter – a skill everyone should possess apparently and Zim and Co were very surprised that it had taken me 19 years to learn
12.  Experience your childhood dream and visit Charlie’s Bakery – this is the most amazing place ever! If you have ever watched Cake Boss on television it is just like this. We walked in to see an amazing display of bags and high heels...but they were cakes! Everything was absolutely beautiful and there was the craziest assortment of cakes and muffins. A very good breakfast was enjoyed by all – I had a carrot muffin which looked like a flower, Chelcie had a chocolate cupcake with ‘Smile’ on and Zim had a chocolate petit four with ‘Love Life’ on.
13.  Go up Table Mountain – okay so we cheated and used the Cable Car but our excuse was that we didn’t have suitable footwear. We picked an absolutely gorgeous day to go up and you could see for absolutely miles. We walked right around the top of the mountain – very weird that it is so flat!
14.  Go to Kirstenbosch Gardens - this was so stunning. When we arrived the first thing we did was to go and sprawl on the grass and soak in the sun. It felt just like an English summer day at home. There are lots of different gardens within the garden and our favourites where the Fragrance Garden and the Statue Garden where we had great fun imitating the statues, yes we are 19.
15.  Go on the Cane Train – apparently a must do as only available in South Africa and Brazil. Very, very potent alcohol.  
16.  Have Roast Chicken cooked by Richard - very delicious and welcome as we hadn’t had a proper Roast Supper in nearly nine months and this one was extra special as it was Heston Blumantile’s roast chicken. I got to have a sneaky peaky at the cookbook that is waiting for me at home as a Christmas present – very exciting. Richard had slaved for hours cooking for us and it was a really amazing last night in Cape Town.
17.  Watch the Inbetweeners series 3 – sooo funny
18.  Go to Robben Island – it’s supposed to be amazing but we never quite got there...
19.   Get two hours sleep before a 22 hour bus journey – means you sleep the whole way even when Chelcie wakes you up to tell you that she’s remembered the word for when you know that someone is mentally undressing you...
20.  Have a playlist made by Zim – very good playlist with 293 songs in so extra special (as it has both 3 and 9 in - 3s my lucky number which makes 9 my special number as 3x3=9!)

Ten Things not to do in Cape Town:

1.      Break your metatarsals while reggae dancing in a kitchen – ask Chelcie
2.      Drink coffee at the Waffle and Pancake house – apparently it wasn’t very nice!
3.      Get mugged.... – quite self explanatory
4.      Trust Flossie as a getaway car after staying the night at one of Zim’s UCT friends house (also the Trumpet teacher) Flossie (the car) didn’t want to start for a very long time not even with a lot of coaxing. Luckily after a jump start we were off but it wasn’t a good day for Flossie as later her battery was stolen, front window broken and boot damaged.
5.      Play Ping Pong Pah with Chelcie and Zim – a horrible, horrible game especially when Chelcie and Zim are ganging up on you
6.      Let Max alter the drink penalties – Max and I decided to alter the drink penalties as we didn’t thing Chelcie and Zim had enough (Chelcie had 2 and I had 22..) alas Max didn’t understand the tally system so just added lots of lines which needless to say Chelcie noticed straight away!
7.      Keep the drink penalties in the bag which was stolen - also your phone, camera, lip gloss, beanie, nail varnish and collection of bottle caps!
8.      Stay inside all day with Chelcie... – she gets really, really hyper.
9.      Delete all the programs on your laptop – the restore button exists for a reason although it did take roughly 9 hours to get back to normal
10.  Drop a mirror and incur seven  years bad luck – luckily Chelcie not me

I had a totally awesome time in Cape Town. It’s a really international City with an amazing vibe and we both felt very at home here. It was really lovely to be in a City which actually feels like a city (Oxford if not Newbury is definitely bigger than Windhoek) however, you are also very close to Nature at all time which is also really nice. Sadly, I lost all my photos from the first half of the week when someone stole my camera but we managed to take lots in the last few days to make up for it. The sleepliner was so much more comfortable than the mainliner and I would have slept amazingly if it wasn’t for the fact that we nearly froze to death due to the crazy air conditioning and that Chelcie woke me up at various intervals in her sleep to steal the armrest and curl into my chair! Winter has truly been apparent in Cape Town which neither of us were prepared for – one jumper each was not sufficient. Luckily Zim had a really cosy purple jumper which I ended up wearing a lot!

I can’t believe that we have nearly got to the end of May and therefore nearly half way through 2012. So odd as it feels like we have only just begun. This is the last time I will have internet for a while so I want to take the chance to say to my amazing sister
“HAPPY 21st BIRTHDAY
I hope you have a really lovely day and I only wish I could share it with you.” Also just want to say a MASSIVE thank you to Zim and Max for having us to stay – it was so kind of you to invite us and it was so lovely to stay with friends rather than in a hostel. We had a really, really incredible time and most of that was down to you so thank you.

I’m now back at Otjikondo having survived 28 hours of travelling. It’s lovely to be home and back to Namibian weather which is a great deal hotter than Cape Town. I have just bought a new mobile and camera to replace the stolen ones and hopefully Cluny will post my number on facebook so you can all get hold of me again. Three months today (25th May) I will getting on the plane home which is totally crazy. I have no idea where the time has gone. We ended our holiday with a welcome back braai with all the Stommels. It was lovely to see them again after the break and to share the news of all our holidays.

As usual sending lots of love to everyone and I hope that the English summer is warmer than the African winter. Lots and lots of love

Me xxx

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